March 20, 2009

  • If you could...

    remake a decision you made in your life, would you? what would it be?

  • Dear Snippie (I'm in a love triangle)

    QUESTION:
    I'm a 17 year old male. This is a really complicated and intertwined story so I'm going to add facts here and there in parentheses.

    Alright. So I met this girl last year, she happened to be in my math class. My first impression was that she was totally bitchy and fake like the rest of the people at my school. (That's another story) Anyways, a friend of mine knew her and I was introduced to her (Officially) sometime in October(?). It wasn't until around Christmas time that she approached me and started talking to me. At first I didn't really take notice, but after awhile I began to become deeply engaged in our conversations. It was never anything specific, but it was time worth spent. She was DEFINITELY not the kind of girl i thought she was; she's extremely artistic and funny and quite smart too. The conversations would last at least an hour if not more. We even went for ice cream one day. She ended up having to leave early so i walked up to the top of Montgomery Hill (Its a great park where you can watch the sunset.) and she called me telling me how sorry she was for ditching me. She ended up asking me if i could meet her at a nearby elementary school. Of course I met her there and had a brilliant time. (Just talking, again. Nothing else.)

    Then some of my past came back to bite me in the ass; A previous girl (Lets call "girl1")whom I was also interested before (Things ended well so we were still friends) started asking if I liked this new girl. I denied it because 1) it was really to soon to say anything and i knew girl1 would tell her and 2) I didn't want any drama.

    Girl1 ended up talking to her anyways, telling her to stay away from me. Naturally, I was pissed and called girl1 to yell at her. The first call I hung up after a few minutes because i knew i would burn a bridge I didn't want to. So i calmed my self and called her back. Girl1 said that she was trying to look out for me because she believed this new girl was leading me on. Girl1 one said that she asked her and she said she didn't see me that way.

    I felt devastated. But I still didn't want to believe it, not from girl1. I thought she was just jealous. So I called the new girl like a dozen times but she didn't pick up, obviously she knew what was going on.

    So i waited for her outside of her art class like I usually do. She came out and acted surprised to see me there. Then she acted like normal, but I felt like girl1 had ruined it and I didn't want to let go there. So I pulled her aside and confessed my feelings towards her. She stood there quiet for the most part. I asked her how she felt but she didn't really give me a straight forward answer. I didn't want to alienate her so I told her she could think about it and we could talk later.

    That conversation never came.

    She did ask me over AIM if I was mad at her that same day. I told her no and we had one of our usual conversations. It was about a week or so before things weren't awkward and we started talking again.  It still feel some distance between me and her because she no longer waits for me after my last period and our lack of conversation when we are in big groups, but when we are alone we talk each other's heads off.

    So I don't know what happened. Did she mis-interpret my "confession"? Does she not want to go anywhere forward, but still wants to be friends? She let me walk her home a few days ago.
    I'm really lost.

    ANSWER:
    Honestly, the only person who can answer that question is Girl 2. But I'll try and help. Just talk with her. Tell her how you feel. Maybe write her a note. Obviously she has now gotten over what girl 1 has said. Maybe when you talked to her in school it was just too soon, after what girl 1 had said to her. I think you might have a chance but you'll never know unless you pursue it. Stay away from Girl 1. She sounds like trouble. Good luck and let us know how it goes.

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March 19, 2009

  • If you could....

    which Xangan would you like to kiss? 

    pretend your single if you're not

  • Dear Snippie (Never Been Kissed)


    QUESTION:
    Dear Snippie,

    I am a 18F and I have never been kissed! I am starting to worry that it will never happen and that, once it does, I will be so terrible from lack of many years experience. I know most people have their first kiss when they are still in middle school. Do you think it will become a problem when I finally begin to date someone?

    Thanks so much for your help!

    ANSWER:
    I don't think you'll have any problems at all when you kiss for the first time. I know you probably think you won't be good but that's what everyone thinks before their first time. I wouldn't stress about it. When it happens just be gentle and don't slobber. The rest will happen naturally. If after you have your first kiss and you don't think it went so well, write back and we can all give you some tips.

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March 18, 2009

  • Is a computer male or female?

    A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her college class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

    'Pencil,' however, is masculine:'el lapiz.'

     A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or feminine
    noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

     The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the Feminine gender('la computadora'), because:

     1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

     2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

     3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

     4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

     (THIS GETS BETTER!)

     The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

     1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

     2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

     3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

     4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model..

      The women won.

  • Dear Snippie (How do I make my man orgasm faster?)

    QUESTION:
    24/f

    I want to know how to make my man orgasm faster? Seriously he can go for an hour without climaxing. I have talked to him about it and we have tried different positions but nothing seems to be working. It's actually causing sex to be very painful for me. And now I am dreading making love to him.

    ANSWER:
    Well, I'm not a guy so I had to do some research to get you some answers. Also make sure you are using a lube so that you don't get too dry. That could be causing some of the pain.
    Here are some things that I found.

    Play with his perineum

    If you haven't discovered the erotic potential of his perineum yet - that's the area between his scrotum and anus - then another treat's in store. You can press, lick, stroke and tease this area, right up to his anus, and increase his sexual excitement enormously.

    Play with his balls

    Because men are so penis-centred, they and their partners tend to forget how sensitive and erotic his scrotum and testicles can be. Play with his balls as you give him fellatio, for example, and he'll be in heaven. You could even try taking one at a time into your mouth and gently rolling it around.

    Talk dirty as you make love

    A lot of women are too inhibited to talk dirty during sex, but I'd say most men like it - a lot.

    If you want more examples this is where I found the information.

    http://www.eioba.com/a31444/thirty_one_tips_for_women_to_make_sex_great_for_men

    UPDATED

    Can you please explain to the readers this (about my question):

    I have severe uterine and cervical problems. He knows this and wants to make me as happy and satisfied as I can be. He is a wonderful man. The painful sex is not the cause of "lack of lubrication.
    We do not use any protection because I am now unable to have children.
    I have tried many things to try to make him climax faster.
    He has ALWAYS been a very long "climaxer".
    We are both avoiding sex for a while (yes we talked it over). Maybe a little abstinence will make him climax a litter faster?

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  • Dear Snippie (I love my Ex)

    QUESTION:
    i am in the eleventh grade. and in the sixth through eighth grade i dated a boy on and off. and i have always had feelings for him. but at the time it just didn't work out. we now go to separate schools and on valentines day i saw him in a store and i remembered everything that happened between us. i believe that i love him but he has a girlfriend. how do you think i should deal with the situation?

    ANSWER:
    Sweety, all you're doing is remembering.That doesn't mean that you love him. He's with someone new now. You should move on. It's ok to have good memories of relationships with out wanting to be with that person. So get a grip and find someone new. Until this guy is available he's off limits.

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    dearsnippie@gmail.com

    Find out what everyone thinks without them knowing its you! Please DO NOT send me questions that you have blogged about or have posted on an ISH site!

    Include Ages, M/F, with as many details as you can for all people involved.

    What do you think?

March 17, 2009

March 16, 2009