April 22, 2009

  • Something to think about

    > (1) Zero Gravity
    > When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that
    > ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this 
    > problem,
    > NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen 
    > that writes
    > in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass 
    > and at
    > temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The 
    > Russians used a
    > pencil. Your taxes are due again–enjoy paying them.
    >
    > (2) Our Constitution
    > ‘They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why 
    > don’t we
    > just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, 
    > it’s
    > worked for over 200 years and hell, we’re not using it anymore.’
    >
    > (3) Ten Commandments
    > The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a 
    > Courthouse is
    > that you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit 
    > Adultery
    > and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and
    > politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

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