February 23, 2009

  • Dear Snippie (i don’t know how to make out)

    Question:

    age 15 female
     
    dear snippie,
     
    i’m going to get right to the point: i don’t know how to make out. i’m young, let’s just say that, and when my boyfriend kisses me, i’m pretty sure i suck, no pun intended. i don’t know how to fix this, and thank god my boyfriend thinks it’s cute, but it’s so embarrassing. he tries less and less, and i’m not sure if it’s because he gets my unwilling vibe or that he’s just not all that into me because of my lip handicap.
     
    do you have any good tips for this, and not like, “well, you just go with it,” because obviously that is not working. i need serious help, like what i do with what and..?!
     
    you earn a billion brownie points if you help me, thank you!

    Answer:
    Try asking him if you can practice. I’m sure he’ll enjoy that one. Besides, you’re probably not as bad as you think you are.

    UPDATE
    Read these comments!!! They are awesome so far :)

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Comments (43)

  • Don’t get caught up in “am I doing it right”, just have fun. Watch “what women want” and you’ll see the best damn kiss in the world between Mel and Helen.

  • I have to agree- see if he’ll let you practice. I was never one for practicing on the back of my hand or any of those other things people did to try to learn to kiss, but I thought I was awful at kissing too! You may want to try to mimic the way he kisses- his lip pressure, how he moves his lips or tongue. It tells you a lot about kissing styles.

  • Kissing, one of the funnest things to do :)

  • Yeah, asking to practice is always good.

    Here are some tips you can remember while practicing, though:

    Make sure your lips are nice and soft, not chapped or anything. You can put on some chapstick before you’re planning to have a make-out session, but do make sure to wipe it off before you start, because having that gooey stuff all over your lips and his isn’t too wonderful either. And make sure to smile when you’re not kissing your boy! It’ll definitely invite him in.

    You can kiss him full on the lips, but I think it’s extremely sexy to just kiss one of the lips – my preference is the bottom lip, because it’s usually fuller. Kiss him there lightly, pull away a bit, and then kiss him again, this time staying there longer. You can even very gently bite his lip as well.

    If you’re going to go for french kissing, try not to shove your tongue all the way down his throat from the very beginning. Lick his lips, and go in slowly. If he’s sticking his tongue in your mouth, you CAN definitely suck on it. That actually feels really nice. Also, play with his tongue a bit… Slide yours over his. You can even use your tongue to “wrestle” with his, by pushing it away a bit.

    One other thing you can definitely do is ask your boyfriend what he thinks you can do better. (I might point out that it’s not, “what am I doing wrong?” because then he might be afraid to answer honestly.) He’ll probably give you some helpful tips – and you should listen to them!

  • I love making out. I usually see how he makes out and kind of follow his lead. Unless he sucks then I try to take over.

    Good things to do: 1. suck gently on his lips/tongue. 2. Bite very gently on his lip. 3. Run your tongue slowly across his lips with the tip of yours. 4. Kiss other places than his mouth (like his neck, cheek, collar bone, ears). 5. Tease him by going in for a kiss but then backing off just as your lips are about to touch (don’t over do it though).

    Bad things to do: 1. Be really heavy on the tongue. 2. Kiss really fast (slow sensual making out is so hot). 3. Keep your head in the same position the whole time (pivot back and forth occasionally to get different angles).

    Hope this helps!

  • You need to watch more “chick flicks”.  Don’t worry about getting it “right”.  Just try to absorb some pointers and new ideas.  It doesn’t have to be the most romantic thing in the world, particularly at 15 but you should at least enjoy yourself.

  • your gonna love me snippie because ive got another story for ya

    me and my boyfriend had just started going out

    he was my first boyfriend so i want kind of scared to kiss him

    so he we were watching the titanic and it was so swet so i leaned in to kiss him thinking i could be sweet too and he saw that i was coming and so he smiled and i kissed his teeth

    completely missing the lips

    just the teeth

    talk about a wish i was the size of a pepple moment

  • @JigglyGumdrops - I love you! ur stories rock!

  • thats because im a total ditz

    and it just so happens to be entertaining

  • @SerenaDante - Nice tips! I’m in the mood to make out now. Too bad I can’t just walk up to the next girl I see and ask her to french kiss me… O_O

  • Ooh, this is tricky to address over the interwebs, but here goes…

    My current GF  had the same problem when we started dating. I was her second kiss ever. She was awful at making out at first. Two things will help you improve: enthusiasm and practice. But, to help before that, I’ll try and give you some pointers over the interwebs. (If you hadn’t emphasized your youth, I might have made some sort of snarky joke to the effect that I’d help you practice. But obviously I’m far too classy for that [plus I worry about who's reading this and the possibility of getting in trouble for propositioning a minor online].) Keep in mind that all my advice is just hints. They are not rules set in stone, but basic guidelines to get you started.

    First helpful hit: what to do with your hands. This is tricky, and I recall many a makout session in my youth trying to figure out what the holy hell I was supposed to do with my hands. Never have I been so consious of the placement of these extremities. A good starting place would be one hand on his hip or his lower back, like you’re in a slow dance. The other hand LIGHTLY on his neck, placed like you’re pulling him in towards you. If the kiss gets passionate, you can lightly pull him into you like you’re afraid he’s going to stop. Speaking as a male, that is extremely hot. The hand on his neck probably shouldn’t stay there for more than a few minutes. After that, you can place it on his upper back and lightly pull him in that way as well. Don’t worry too much about this… once you get into it and your hands are already on him, the hands will tend to do their own thing. Just make sure that at least one hand is touching him at almost all times.

    Now, we’re going to try and address the act of kissing. I’d like to add the caveat before starting this part of my guide that some of these things WILL NOT work properly if you have braces. You should know which ones (basically if I mention teeth and you have braces, don’t do that).

    The beginning of a kiss should start a bit more modestly than the main part of the makeout session. Don’t ever have your tongue out if you’re more than an inch from him. The beginning of the kiss shouldn’t have any tongue involved. You can kiss open-mouthed, but the basic kiss will be something like putting your mouth open half an inch on his lips and closing it on his lips. Repeat this a bit for the prelude to making out.

    Once you progress to tongue kissing, things get a bit trickier. I remember trying to figure out what my tongue should be doing during this. The very basic move to do in this is to meet his tongue during the kiss with a licking gesture with your tongue. A rookie mistake is to try and jam your tongue as far in the mouth as it can go. This generally isn’t an effective kissing technique. The best kissing I’ve ever had normally resides within half an inch inside someone’s mouth. The kissing should basically meet halfway.

    If you’re looking for other things to do with your tongue during the kiss, you can try a few of my more advanced techniques, which are not guaranteed winners (I’ve had some girls absolutely love them, and some think it was a mistake on my part). Try running your tongue along his upper and lower lip. You can try running your tongue lightly along his upper front teeth. You could also try running your tongue along the length of his tongue. On occasion you can break away from the kiss just long enough to VERY LIGHTLY bite his lower lip and pull on it just a tiny amount. (Braces disclaimer here)

    But a good makeout session involves more than just tongue wrestling. On occasion you should break away from the kiss to kiss his neck (or chest if you’re in an advanced makeout session). When kissing the body you generally don’t use your tongue unless you’re actually licking, which some people do enjoy.

    OK, that’s what I’ve got at the moment. Sorry if my explanations are a bit hard to decipher without visuals. And remember, some of these techniques will work for you and your man, some may not. My hope is that they will.

    But the most important thing is to relax and enjoy. If you get the urge to do something a little different, do it (with obvious exceptions, but I think you can figure those out). Explain to your BF that he should give advice on what is and isn’t good on your part. You’ll get better over time. Part of the fun of a new relationship is figuring out what floats each other’s boat. It’s one of those things where, if it’s a good relationship, occurs naturally.

    Best of luck!

  • @GodlessLiberal - Wow! That was HOT! Best comment EVER!!!!!!!1

  • @SnippiesBlog - What can I say? My time as a man whore did give me some insight into the art of kissing. And I didn’t even get into my advanced techniques. 

  • @GodlessLiberal - maybe you should write a blog on it :)

  • @SnippiesBlog - And give other people the edge? I think not. I’m stockpiling these techniques just in case I decide to revert to a man whore again. Once I’m married I’ll donate them all to charity, but not until then.

  • That is probably the best advice you could have gave her. The opposite works, too. If you know that the person you are with is insecure about kissing, asking her if she wants to “practice” usually goes over well.

  • Practice makes perfect…also, don’t be too concerned about ‘making out.’ That term usually means tongue-down-throat type of stuff…and when you’re a beginner, that can just get confusing and weird. Just focus on kissing to start with.

  • Wow, I’m impressed with everyone’s responses. I would agree with everyone, but I think the most important part is relaxing. If you are not thinking about it too much, and not worried you’re going to mess up, it will be a lot smoother and more comfortable. I’m sure your boyfriend would be more then willing to help you practice. Good luck!!

  • explore.

    I agree with some of the other comments…don’t worry about “getting it right” and don’t act over-eager or like you don’t even want to kiss him.

    just take a breath, and go for it. you’ll enjoy it once you get the hang of it. =]

    <3

  • I know I’m going to sound like a jerk when I say this, but I have made out with several different 15 year olds. None of them had any problem kissing. 

  • @GodlessLiberal - ”On occasion you can break away from the kiss
    just long enough to VERY LIGHTLY bite his lower lip and pull on it just
    a tiny amount. (Braces disclaimer here)”

    I love when guys do that.
    :)

  • That seems to be my biggest worry too. I don’t think I am going at making out. I’ve been told time and time again that I am, but I still feel insecure. its strange. 

  • that is a good suggestion. practicing on gfs is weird!

  • @Karlalaley - Glad to hear it. Always nice to get validation on my mad skills.

  • Don’t think that you have to be perfect either. You don’t have to look like you’re in the movies. Everyone has a different kissing style. I myself have been told that my kissing is different by a couple guys, and they liked it. Just relax and ease into it. You have your own style in there somewhere. It will eventually find it’s way out and I’m sure he’ll love it. You get better the more you do it, so practice on your man as much as possible!

  • I agree. Ask him if you can. There’s a very little chance he will say no. And ask him if he’ll pretty much teach you. I felt your pain. I’m pretty damn sure you aren’t as bad as you think you are. I remember I hated kissing my boyfriend, I thought I was horrible. But one day he just started to makeout with me. My fear was gone and I was confident he liked my kissing since after he just smiled really big at me and we cuddled. I knew because I know if there was something wrong I did while kissing, he’d surely tell me. He’s very open about that stuff :p

  • While he is sitting go over and straddle on top of him so that you’ll be facing him, while sitting on him.  Start with very gentle, soft kisses on his mouth.  Then come away from his lips and kiss gently on his neck and ear lobe.  Then back to kissing his mouth, playfully put your tongue in and out of his mouth but don’t try for any tonsillectomies (you want to keep slobber to a minimum).  You can kiss his bottom lip and even nibble VERY gentle and then back to kissing as normal. 

    If he wants to step it up and kiss harder let him!  But, since you are just getting started and doubting your ability I wouldn’t recommend getting sloppy on your own. 

    Good luck!

  • That’s probably the best advice. Asking to “practice”. 
    I haven’t exactly had to use that since I have read my share or girly magazines :P , but it would be fun for both of you.

  • hahah my first couple kisses were totally gross. I had no idea what i was doing or if i was doing it right. it takes practice, but don’t worry it will get a lot better

  • lol you know, my boyfriend never takes kissing seriously. And he is definately one of those who brings out the tounge too soon. So we dont really have make-out sessions… but what you want to do is start out with very light kisses, playful like and slowly progress into something a little more passionate and steamy. Like others have said, practicing is great. =)

  • @SerenaDante - i’m big on the bottom lip kisses too. haha.

  • @StewieIsMyHero - the tease… like when you pull away and go in for  a kiss but don’t makes him want you so badly.  its a good way to really turn a guy on and get into more passionate kissing

  • i agree ask him to practice. and if you don’t think that’s working ask him what you could do better :] constructive criticism is always a good thing. have fun with it no matter what though
    <3

  • lol.
    my favorite quote from an xanga blog ever was,

    “Girls are thinking ‘oh my god am I a good kisser?’ but he’s thinking, ‘oh my god, she’s letting me touch her!’”

    …they don’t care as much as you do. they really don’t. guys think differently from us. you shouldn’t worry this much over it… everything will fall into place.

  • im sure theres a book hun

  • watch lots and lots of porn…and focuse on the kissing parts.. lol sorry best advice from a rockie XD

  • Practice on your pillow.

  • though i’ve only made out with one guy.. it was amazing. haha ;)

  • PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT ^_^

  • ummm, hrm. I would definitely ask him for constructive criticism. I don’t know who said it, but one of the commenters said that boys in general don’t really care, which I’ve found to be true. But some basic pointers:

    1. limit the slobber. The best way to avoid this is to not shove your tongue down his throat. And you may end up choking him if you do that. That’s never pretty.

    2. Don’t bite/nibble TOO hard. It hurts. If your not sure, ask him.

    3. Finally, don’t do anything more than what your comfortable with.

  • Good lord that is a long comment up there. I was gonna say something, but there is no way she didn’t cover absolutely everything.

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