Review by Mr. Hygiene
This and Street Blogger 2 are the only other game XanGames released multi-platform.
Good choices. Like Grand Theft Auto? Well you can call this game Grand Theft Minivan. Instead of a sprawling city, you control ASM through the angsty, ungrateful streets of the suburbs.
Take on PTA presidents, Chrysler Pacifica driving soccermoms, and crazed ex-boyfriends.
The game has a sly, dark humor that works perfectly – as you’ll feel fantastically sadistic as you rip spoiled college girls out of their convertible beetles, toss molotov cocktails into Dress Barn, and stomp the Haagen-Daaz out of stupid guys who try pick-up lines on you.
One of the best parts in the game is the voice acting – you’ll eventually get contacts with TheBigShowAtUD, Snippie, and CiaoBella. They’re amazing.
Ever wanted to cause chaos in the suburbs? Oh don’t lie, I know you have.
This game lets you do it for way cheaper than a pipe-bomb or anthrax kits.
PLAY IT
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 TheologiansCafes (Multi-player would’ve made this flawless)
posted by theblackspiderman
The Weapon of Mass Instruction…It’s Autumn-atic.
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