I refer the the lady part as she, as in “she misses you”….hey hey hey giggidy giggidy…LOL
I don’t really have pet names for my own…but my exhusbands penis was a bit crooked and I called it Quazimodo….he never thought that was a good name for it though. Hmm…
LOL This is a great question!
Boobs: Bert and Ernie
Butt Cheeks: Bonnie and Clyde
Naughty Spot: Crap Bag ((You know from Friends Princess Quinswella Banana Hammick or how ever it’s spelt and Crap Bag…well he’s the Princess. )
Honestly, I never named it. Didn’t have the desire to name it.
i call it my penis
“cle-cle” for cleavage, Coochie or coochie coo, and Money maker (ass).
vagina.
@simply_steffy - Hahahah. First name Crap, last name Bag!
my fiance calls his the ‘lord stick’, vagoo for my private parts (refs to Least i Could Do)
I call mine “Thingy’s” I am not comfortable with the whole “Penis and Vagina” names.
I call my boyfriends penis “nine” and I dont have pet names for my goodies.
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hmmmm….
the twins
My Cleavland (clevage)
I refer the the lady part as she, as in “she misses you”….hey hey hey giggidy giggidy…LOL
I don’t really have pet names for my own…but my exhusbands penis was a bit crooked and I called it Quazimodo….he never thought that was a good name for it though. Hmm…
LOL This is a great question!
Boobs: Bert and Ernie
Butt Cheeks: Bonnie and Clyde
Naughty Spot: Crap Bag ((You know from Friends Princess Quinswella Banana Hammick or how ever it’s spelt and Crap Bag…well he’s the Princess.
)
Honestly, I never named it. Didn’t have the desire to name it.
i call it my penis
“cle-cle” for cleavage, Coochie or coochie coo, and Money maker (ass).
vagina.
@simply_steffy - Hahahah. First name Crap, last name Bag!
my fiance calls his the ‘lord stick’, vagoo for my private parts (refs to Least i Could Do)
I call mine “Thingy’s” I am not comfortable with the whole “Penis and Vagina” names.
I call my boyfriends penis “nine”
and I dont have pet names for my goodies.
Xo
I call mine a hoo-ha…does that count?
Ladyparts.
@Traci_Ladd - that does count…lol
@insanebloggerx - funny!
@simply_steffy - bert and ernie? really? lol
@StewieIsMyHero - haha money maker
Hahahaha CT!
O.o
@theblackspiderman - omg LOL
Mr. Johnson sometimes, I forget why…
@SnippiesBlog - Of course!
@StewieIsMyHero - LOL I never thought of it that way. You made me smile.
My boobs – The twins, the girls, Laverne & Shirly.
“the magic stick”
“chocolate thunder”
“Thor”
…there’s several, actually.
Previous girls have called it “Darth” and “monster” , among other things.
@simply_steffy - Thats what he says in the episode after Phoebe is like “are you Mr. Crapbag or something?” something like that…
None of my parts are naughty.
@simply_steffy - LOL! That’s awesome!
@StewieIsMyHero - How much it’s been earning for you so far? LOL!
@JessxMaxine - Why “9?”
My private-Junior. Hers, little sis
If I go the dog route and assume that its name is based off what it’s called most.. then.. “I like” would be it’s name.
the girls, lefty and righty … the list goes on.
Tiny, my wife named it…I’m a lucky man
@bosefius - lol poor thing
@SnippiesBlog - Right, I keep doll furniture beside the bed just to feel big.
@bosefius - LMAO Thats funny!
Bubba.
@SnippiesBlog - I try, I try. It’s laugh or cry
@TheTheologiansCafe - lol
i have no names for MY parts… everyone else’s, though. haha.
The girls i’ve been with call “him” stiff.
Kitty. Meeow.
Shawn Jr.
@TheTheologiansCafe - Bubba? Lol. That’s awesome. I should start calling mine that.
@ScarredBones - Meeow.
@bosefius - Lmao. I hope your wife was being sarcastic.
@Coast24coast - Me too
All I know is that when I told her I wanted to see her orgasm she told me to get home an hour earlier 